You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.
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I had the occasional problem trying to find even one answer out of the ones given that fit completely, but at least I could usually find something that leaned close enough...
And then I tried to do the tests conservative counterpart and I literally couldn't find a single answer in any of the questions that I could even remotely agree with.