What celebrity or politician would you most wish to get stuck in an elevator with for two hours? What burning question would you ask them?
Joe Quesada, though I'm not sure how much of that would be conversation, and how much me bashing his head in.
(ok, maybe not that much, still... I'd really want to ask him just how he could possibly think that the current version of Spider-Man, is in any way an 'improvement' on the real Spidey we've had for the past forty plus years. That and ask him what he has against heroes, seeing as how he's made sure that Marvel has few if any left.