Canon ship: Buffy/Spike or Spike/Angel
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'ship: Buffy/Angel, I know it's just a tv-show, but it's a show I've been investing my interest in for over six years. B/A would just destroy everything I've ever loved about Buffy as a character so hence, no B/A ever, ever again.
It's Like A Car Crash 'Ship:Spike/Angel
"You are one sick bastard" 'ship: Harmony/Angel, oh come on, their love would be so puuuuuure, can you imagine him EVER getting a moment of perfect happiness with Harmony? Besides, it'd be funny.
"I dabble a little" 'ship: Well, more than just a little...Angel/Spike, aside of H/A, it's the only ship in which I can stand Angel.
And It's not even the fluffy S/A that I prefer. I have this twisted preference for dom/sub stories, or stories where Spike's hurt.
And yes, I know the term childe has never ever even been mentioned on Buffy or Angel, but I can't help having a liking for sire/childe stories...
"Tickles my fancy but not quite sold yet" 'ship:Spike/Fred
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'ship: Dawn/Connor and oh well, little amounts of Spike/Xander
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" ship: Willow/anyone, it's not really a ship and I did love Tara, I just don't get the Willow-love. But if you have to be specific, Willow/Spike, I don't get it. She's so not his type.
"I can't believe I read it and liked it": Spike/Giles/Wesley, I'm not even a big fan of either Wesley or Giles...Alright, I can maybe, sort of believe it with that one, I just like sub/dom stories too much. Uh, Spike/Riley then? And I don't even like Riley.
"When all is said and done" 'ship: Spike/Anyone... If Spike's in it, I tend to read it.